tadi pas gue ngirim2 pesen n announcement via fs, gue nemu bulletin board menarik:
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title: girl language
Message: if i dont call you
[ Its because im waiting for you to
call me ]
When i walk away from you mad
[ Follow me ]
When i stare at your mouth
[ Kiss me ]
When i push you or hit you
[ Grab me and dont let go ]
When i start cussing at you
[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ]
When im quiet
[ Ask me whats wrong ]
When i ignore you
[ Give me your attention ]
When i pull away
[ Pull me back ]
When you see me at my worst
[ Tell me im beautiful ]
When you see me start crying
[ Hold me and tell me everything will
be alright ]
When you see me walking
[ Sneak up and hug my waist from
behind ]
When im scared
[ Protect me ]
When i lay my head on your shoulder
[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ]
When i tease you
[ Tease me back and make me laugh ]
When i dont answer for a long time
[ reassure me that everything is okay ]
When i look at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]
When i say that i like you
[ I really do more than you could
understand ]
When i grab your hands
[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ]
When i bump into you
[ bump into me back and make me laugh ]
When i tell you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]
When i look at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until i do ]
When i miss you
[ im hurting inside ]
When you break my heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]
When i say its over
[ i still want you to be mine ]
When i repost this bulletin
[ i want you to read it ]
Girls repost as “Girl Language”
Guys repost as “I posted this to prove
that I read it”
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mmmhhhmm… kalo di baca2 ko’ aneh juga ya? kesannya ce’ ntu kalo ngungkapin sesuatu selalu berlawanan ama apa yang dimauin. tapi, kalo ngamatin dari apa yang terjadi di berbagai belahan bumi, kek nya ada benernya juga kali yah? jadi pengen nanya nih ke cewe’2, bener ngga sih si “girl language” inih?
ohyah, trus, setelah gue pikir2, kalo ada girl language, pasti ada “guy languagenya kan?”kahkha…
dan maka dari itulah, gue nyoba merumuskan “guylanguage”. coba lo baca, kalo menurut lo gimana gitu atau ngga ada usulan, add ja di komentar yep..
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title: boy language
message: if i dont call you
[ Its because i don't have... ehhmm... what they called it in english? pulsa XD ]
When i walk away from you mad
[ sh*t, i've forgot to zip up my pants ]
When i stare at your mouth
[ there's something wrong in your mouth ]
When i push you or hit you
[ damn... i'm slipped.. sorry... ]
When i start cussing at you
[ just kidding..it's just a joke.. huhuhu ]
When im quiet
[ oral ulceration. i need a vit.C ]
When i ignore you
[ i forget. what else? ]
When i pull away
[ aha! a new game to play! XD ]
When you see me at my worst
[ hmh..it's normal, right? ]
When you see me start crying
[ i need an insto. as soon as possible ]
When you see me walking
[ just say hello! ]
When im scared
[ don't laugh! ok? ]
When i lay my head on your shoulder
[ i'm slipped... again... ]
When i tease you
[ sexy-naughty-bitchy me.. hakhkahakah ]
When i dont answer for a long time
[ i don't understand your question. would you repeat it again? ]
When i look at you with doubt
[ what you've done? ]
When i say that i like you
[ you're beautiful ]
When i grab your hands
[ i'm cold... ]
When i bump into you
[ a new game... again.. ]
When i tell you a secret
[ it mean i trust you well ]
When i look at you in your eyes
[ i'm speechless ]
When i miss you
[ are you miss me too? ]
When you break my heart
[ you'll be sorry when i'm gone ]
When i say its over
[ i don't love you like i did yasterday ]
When i post this bulletin
[ khakhakhah.. it's the way i think ]
guys repost as “guy Language”
girls repost as “you idiot!”
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khakhahkahkahkah….
wahai para pria, bener ngga nih?
XD
eniwei, yang punya bulletin, jangan marah yah… cuman sedikit kreatif aja ko. heheheheh.. =P
have a nice day!
